At DSN we believe in 100% actual science 100% of the time. 250-50% of the time we like to mix in cocktails. So to help you with choosing the appropriate drink for the week are some shark inspired cocktails.
Shark’s Tooth
1 oz rum, 2 oz coconut liquer, 1 oz Cointreau
Vampire Shark’s Tooth
1 1/2 oz of dark rum, 1/4 oz of lime juice, 1/4 oz lemon juice, 1 splash of soda water,
drizzle grenadine syrup over the top, drink and then say “Sookie”
Shark’s Nipple
1/4 part spiced rum, 1/4 part Mountain Dew, 1/2 cranberry juice,
use your nipple to stir
Shark Bite
2 parts Southern Comfort, 2 parts cranberry juice, 1/2 part lime juice,
slam contents, run around room screaming and holding side like you’ve been bitten by a shark
Shark Attack Punch
1 gallon of vodka, 1/2 bottle of blue caracao, 1/2 blueberry schnapps, 1 gallon of lemonade, a sprinkle of water, a low opinion of yourself and friends,
drink and demonstrate punching a shark on a friend
Shark Attack
1 can of Mountain Dew, 4 oz of raspberry vodka,
drink together, in your caffeine and alcohol induced charged state tell everyone at bar how the probability of an actual shark attack is ridiculously small
Land Shark
1 oz vodka, 1/4 oz peach schnapps, 1 oz orange juice, 1/4 oz lime juice, strawberries for garnish,
drink two in quick succession and pontificate about how awesome sharks on land would be
Great White Shark
3oz light rum, 3/4 oz raspberry liqueurr, 1/4 oz of coconut, 1/4 of crushed pineapple,
drink, yell out “I’m the baddest thing in the ocean”, strut
F’d Up Shark
1 1/2 oz of bourbon, 1 1/2 of blue caracao, 1 1/2 oz of triple sec, 1 1/2 oz of Southern Comfort, 12 oz can of tonic
drink and proclaim “I’m a F’d Up Shark”, try to bite friends
Mexican Blue Shark
3/4 oz vodka, 1/2 oz tequila, a smidge of blue caracao
drink and then name all species of sharks that occur in Mexican waters, take a drink for everyone you miss
Sharknado
Drink any combination of cocktails above combine with a Tornado (1 oz whiskey, 10 oz rum, 1 oz tequila, 1 oz vodka, 2 oz of Coke, 1/2 tbsp sugar, 3 ice cubes)
Spin around in circle several times, scream “I’m am Sharknado”, try to bite friends
a DSN article about alcohol and you didn’t slip in a reference to kraken rum… you guys are slipping. ;)
Sharktopus: Use kraken run in any of the above mentioned drinks. Down in one gulp and proclaim “OH NO!! Not like this!!”
We need to send this to the ScioOceans bartenders
Stirring with my nipple..interesting…I may need to get some pliers to get the right amount of stretch.