Conservation & Environment Fishing Guest Post: On wild oysters, the headlines that came 100 years too late, and turning poop-water into salty Evian Miriam Goldstein March 15, 2011 Chris Lenestuariesextinctionfunctinal extinctionGuest Postoysterspoop When the media got all kerfluffled about the functional extinction of wild oysters about a month ago, I asked Chris Len to write a guest… View More Guest Post: On wild oysters, the headlines that came 100 years too late, and turning poop-water into salty Evian