From now until Halloween, we will be counting down the 27 best deep-sea organisms. Why 27? Because it is 7 more than 20.
#27 Deep-Sea Brachiopods or Lampshells
The lowly brachiopod… Today we confuse them for their superficial resemblance to clams* but if it wasn’t for that pesky Permian mass extinction they might be kicking clam butt all over the place. 99% of them are gone, but a few tough-as-nails species hold out near the poles, in the deep, and exotic shallow water places all over the world like Australia and New England.
How do you know if a brachiopod is dead or alive? You don’t. Open up the valves of brachiopod and you’ll discover next to nothing, just a lot of empty space. The have little living tissue and what they do have doesn’t do a lot. The breathe and eat little, making them perfectly equipped for the deep sea. They are sort of the living dead except they won’t suck you brains out.
They make our list because they represent the antithesis of a charismatic organism and
have their own song written by our very own Kevin. Video is below the fold… kidding. What would you film?
*What you would find in a brachiopod, if you had a microscope and looked really hard is a lophophore, a ring of ciliated tentacles around the mouth, an organ they share with the bryozoans and phoronids. Other bivalves don’t have these.
but a few tough-as-nails species hold out near the poles and in the deep
And in shallow water in northern Australia. You guys always forget Australia!
Carry on.
Forget Australia?
“This is the wattle, it’s the symbol of our land. You can put it in a bottle. You can hold it in your hand. AMEN!”
Australia? I hear they have good schnitzel. Vienna is beautiful in the summer time… ;p
And New Zealand. We have many brachiopod species in shallow (ie a few metres) water. All you’d need would be a mask & snorkel Kevin. If you’re coming out for the deep sea coral symposium, pack them and check them out in the Wellington South Coast Marine Reserve :-)
Thanks for this. As one who see their fossils littering the landscape in central KY, I had never really wondered if they still existed. Long time gone I figured, replaced by clams. Glad to learn that they are still around in distant and barren parts of the globe like Austria. Maybe I should learn to wiki or something. Thanks, and it’s a wikiing I will go… rb
Cripes, that wiki thing is allright. I just learned it is my State Fossil! rb
Arby – there are no living brachiopods in Austria. In fact, they can’t even point at the sea in Austria! Your mean Australia :-) And besides, ‘distant’ is a relative term. To us, Australia is only next door.
ALS, yeah, I know, I was playing along with kevin z, above. I even lived in Oz, way back in prehistoric times. In fact, kevin, I had the bestest, cheapest schnitzel I’ve ever eaten there. In a little unmarked cafe in an alley above a two-car garage. $1 would buy you a plate of schnitzel, a plate of white bread slices, and a bottle of orange soda. Like I said, way back in prehistoric times. Thankfully, they had invented beer by the time I arrived. rb
Heck there are fairly shallow brachiopods even in New England waters (at recreational scuba diving depths ~25m)
Alright everyone simmer down. I didn’t mean to imply that there were no shallow water species. But simply that brachiopods living in the deep and at the poles are both cooler and tougher. I have revised the text accordingly.
Wait, New England is exotic?? ;p
Sure New England is exotic … to those of us in Australia. Or is it Austria? I keep forgetting.
I have revised the text accordingly.
Sorry, Craig! I didn’t mean to kick off the DSN equivalent of the Spanish Inquisition sketch.
what tis this beast?