10 Reasons Why the Ocean’s Struggle is Real

1. It’s Getting Hot in Here.

 

2. One Fish. Two Fish. Red Fish… No Fish.

 

3. Snow Caps Cones for Everyone.

 

4. Too Many Lionfish on the Dance Floor.

 

5. I See Deadzones.

 

6. No Escape from Plastic Monstas.

 

7. Where Have All the Coral Reefs Gone and Where are all the Cod?

 

8. Goodness Gracious, Great Plumes of Oil…and Mercury…and all that other crap we put in the sea.

 

9. I’m all alone and there’s no zooxanthellae inside me.

 

10. Fin.