Nautical Terms and Phrases

Pirates in unexpected places

Dr. Martini September 19, 2013

Ye landlubbers may think yer sage from pirate treachery by hiding on yer dry shores, but ye be WRONG! Many a crusty ship urchin floats far from t’briny seas. Set thar keen sights on these buccaneers me spied with me good eye.

On the Jersey Shore…..

A fist bump for some grog?

Riding in contraptions…

Pedal harder ye bungholes.

Discussing drug rehab legislation in Parliament…

Me dresses in sleeves for no one.

Judging matters of national importance…

Hang me now from the yardarm, ye shanties are worse than the sirens.

Knight riding…

Knight Rider, sail upon a shadowy flight into t’ dangerous world o’ a mate who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young scallywag on a crusade t’ champion t’ cause o’ t’ innocent, t’ helpless, t’ powerless, in a world o’ criminals who operate above t’ law.

Enjoying a Filet-O-Fish…

Arrrr yar done with thar fries?

Operating a laundromat…

Me suds will brighten yar whites.

Modeling swimwear successfully…

Working me barnacled bottom.

…and modeling swimwear unsuccessfully.

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