A Pee Shanty

Source: Wikimedia Commons
Source: Wikimedia Commons

There is an ancient nautical proverb commonly passed down from generation to generation amongst members of the diving community. I do believe it goes a little something like this…

“There are those that pee in their wetsuits and there are those that lie about it.”

(I would actually even add a third category to this little diddy for people, like myself, who shamelessly enjoy peeing in their wetsuits. Don’t judge me.)

All embarrassing tendencies aside however, what is it about descending into the briny blue that consistently has one wishing they had hit the head before leaving the poop deck?

The fact of the bladder is this…that urge to visit the salty water-loo, a phenomenon known as immersion diuresis, stems from two rather inconvenient challenges that come with visiting the underwater world. Pressure and temperature.

Challenge #1: Under Pressure (Doo doo doo do do doo do)

Normally, your body is accustomed to atmospheric pressure at approximately 14.7 pounds per square inch (@sea level). However when you are diving, hydrostatic or water pressure is significantly greater, increases drastically with depth, and comes at you from all angles….yes she said it.

Even if you don’t scuba dive, if you have ever dove to the bottom of a decently sized pool you have most likely felt the effects of this pressure. That nagging need to “pop” or equalize your ears before reaching deeper depths comes from the pressure difference between your inner ear and the water pressing on your eardrum.

So what’s a body got to do to deal with the weight of the watery world on it’s shoulders?

Source: Designed2BeSweet
Source: Designed2BeSweet

 

Not only does this increased compression influence the air spaces in your body (i.e. your lungs, your ears, your sinuses, etc.), but it also interacts with your cardio vascular system. The hydrostatic pressure on your body reduces circulation in your extremities and since you have a relatively finite volume of blood at any one point in time, the greater part of your blood starts to collect in your core. This process is somewhat akin to that of those squishy toys with the eyes that pop out when you squeeze them. Except when water tries to squish you, all your inner juices simply go to the important part of your body. (Though it would be cool if your eyes popped out too…more cool for me, not so much for you.) Pressure, however, isn’t the only thing that causes this circulatory displacement.

 

Challenge #2: Ice Ice Baby (Doo doo doo do do doo do …oh the irony)

This past week, diving off the coast of San Diego, I hit a record personal low.

Bottom temperature: 50 °F

Just to put into perspective how I felt about this…(Warning: NSWF)

Beyond the explicatives that ensue from jumping into frigid water, numbing of the arms and legs is also a common occurrence. This loss of feeling is a result of your body trying to keep all your important bits and pieces warm by shunting blood from your outer limbs to your core in a process known as vasoconstriction.

1+2=Pee?

So what does all of this have to do with your underwater potty dance?! Well, whether by pressure or by temperature, both of these situations leave you rather full around the mid-region. All of the blood that has been

Vasopressin Source: Wikimedia Commons
Vasopressin
Source: Wikimedia Commons

translocated to your core is essentially psyching your body into thinking it has too much fluid. Normally, bodies don’t like anything out of the ordinary so they have regulatory mechanisms in place to compensate.

In this instance, the mechanism is known as the Henry-Gauer reflex after the two scientists who first described it. When the body’s blood volume is shifted into the core this puts pressure in these regions and in the atrium of the heart. Here, receptors are triggered by the resultant stretching of pressured areas.  A signal is then transmitted from the heart to the hypothalamus saying, “Warning…tank is full. Stop vasopressin production!” Vasopressin is a nifty little antidiuretic hormone (ADH) whose primary job is to retain water in the body. Once production of the hormone has come to a stand still…cue flood gates and warm golden happiness.

So next time when nature calls and you’re underwater…just own it…everyone does it.

With all your seals broken and minds blown, I leave you with this. In true DSN fashion, the shanty that inspired my inquiry into this subject. Much appreciation to the pee filled safety stops of Katie Sievers and Sarah Wheeler that lead to this lyrical composition.

 A Pee Shanty

Drink a bottle. Fill your bladder. 

Down the ladder and you’re ready to pee.

Plenty to pee. Plenty to pee.

Your personal heater under the sea.

 

References

Divers Alert Network. Immersion Diuresis (Urge to Urinate). http://diversalternetwork.org/medical/faq/Immersion_Diuresis_Urge_to_Urinate

Graveline, D.E. and M.M. Jackson. (1962) Diuresis associated with prolonged water immersion. J Appl Physiol 17: 519-524.

Knight, D.R. and S.M. Horvath. (1985) Urinary responses to cold temperature during water immersion. Am J Physiol Regul Integr Comp Physiol 248: R560-R566.

Pendergast, D.R. and C.E.G. Lundgren. (2009) The underwater environment: Cardiopulmonary, thermal, and energetic demands. J Appl Physiol 106: 276-283.

 

 

10 Replies to “A Pee Shanty”

  1. Ah the invariable urge to pee under water… of course the new semi-dry wetsuits and drysuits complicate the after effects – and worst of all is the bladder pain inducing need to pee when you still have 30 minutes of deco to do and you’re in a drysuit. Decisions decisions decision! I’ll tell ya, in a drysuit it’s only warm for the first 3-4 minutes, then it actually chills you. And the mess to clean out the undergarments and suit….

  2. I’ve hardly ever dove a drysuit without my “plumbing” installed. I’m always surprised by diver’s reluctance to embrace the use of condom catheters for men and the She Pfor women. My experience has been that the ability to urinate without disrobing is rather convenient (both in and out of the water) and proper hydration is an excellent way to reduce the risk of DCS. The threads about plumbing “overboard discharge valves” on forums like ScubaBoard and The Deco Stop are also informative and amusing.

  3. Rock on. Peeing in my wetsuit is one of my guilty pleasures as well and I make a point of revelling in it to either the delight or horror of my diving partners.
    My favourite lie to tell diveschool students when I bump into them is that their rented wetsuits have been peed in so much that they have a thin crystallized layer of urine inside their material. The expressions they make are priceless.

  4. That is the funniest video I’ve ever seen. I just died laughing. Tears were coming out of my eyes. The donald duck voices plus the excessive swearing? HILARIOUS.

  5. Peeing in our wetsuits was standing operating procedure growing up scuba diving in Massachusetts. In fact we would drink as much water as possible, the warmth always dissipated around the lower back, so disappointing.

  6. ….and never, NEVER take station at the seat nearest the dive ladder where pee from all is shared on deck….

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