A penguin walks into a bar and asks the pharmacist for Chapstick.
After grabbing the Chapstick, the pharmacist asks the penguin, “How would you like that?”
The penguin replies, “Just put it on my bill.”
So this Friday, because I am need of a good laugh, I am asking all DSN readers to contribute their best ocean related jokes in the comments below. Cleanliness (adultness) of the joke is at your own discretion.
And some more
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool? Show me your mussels.
Where does seaweed look for a job? In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish
How can you amplify a pirate’s DNA?… PC Arghhh
Definitive list of all the best Ocean Jokes: http://wordsinmocean.com/2012/03/20/ocean-jokes/
Did you hear about the seal that walked into the club? (sorry)
What’s an Echinoderm’s favorite karaoke song? “Like an urchin…. woooo… touched for the very first time!”
Why did the bear dissolve in water? Because he was polar!
A penguin pulls into a garage to have his car fixed. The mechanic tells him that its going to be a while, so the penquin decides to waddle over to an ice cream shop for a treat. When he returns, the mechanic says, “It looks like you blew a seal.” The penguin relies, “Nah, that’s just some ice cream that dripped off my cone.”
True penguin story. A friend of mine here in New Zealand had little blue penguins nesting under his house. They make a terrible braying noise at night like donkeys, and my friend was getting fed up with the disruption. “What should I do?” he asked, not wanting to hurt them. “Take them to the zoo” I suggested.
I caught up with him later in the day – and to my surprise he still had the penguins in a cardbord box. “I thought you were taking them to the zoo” I said. “Yes” he said. “We’ve been to the zoo, and now they want to go to the movies”.
OK, I lied.