Friday Silliness: Nicholas Cage thinks fish sex is dignifed; is wrong

Nicholas Cage chooses the animals he eats based on how they have sex:

I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don’t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.

Clearly Cage has never seen a spawning aggregation (video below). I can’t imagine he’d think a massive orgy is dignified.

Cage’s, er…position…on invertebrate sex remains unknown.