Business owner: So if we destroy 1.1 acres natural habitat all we have to do is put 110 acres of concrete on the ocean floor?
Government: I am going to have to ask you to refrain from using concrete and use the government mandated ‘artificial reef’
Business owner: Umm…sorry artificial reef. Won’t people get wise?
Government: Nope…were promoting diversity…who doesn’t like a reef?
Scuba Business Owner: I like reef! I just love diving on old ships, planes, concrete, tires. Best dive spots ever!
