This oddly plumaged penguin appeared in my Antarctic & Arctic Data Consortium 2015 calendar (yes, I have a data calendar) and I needed to know…why on earth does this penguin have a fauxhawk?
![Awkward molting penguin Image courtesy of Karen Hilton. Check out more of her stuff at http://karenhilton.com/](https://www.deepseanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/IMG_5930-html5-600x396.jpg)
And of course there is no better day to answer this question than on World Penguin Day! Before this, I used to think there were two states of penguin life.
STAGE 1: THE FUZZY BALL OF SQUEE
![Give me all the hugs.[image courtesy of shutterstock]](https://www.deepseanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/shutterstock_235528222-300x444.jpg)
AND STAGE 2: THE HYDRODYNAMIC SARDINE HUNTER
SOME ROCK THE TRAVOLTA…
![kingpeng9](https://www.deepseanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kingpeng9.jpg)
…OR IF YOU PREFER, THE REVERSE TRAVOLTA.
![[http://www.polartrec.org/expeditions/weddell-seals-in-the-ross-sea/photos?page=9]](https://www.deepseanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cimg1554.jpg)
SOME DAYS YOU JUST CAN’T GO ON MOLTING.
![[https://flic.kr/p/a51ZjK]](https://www.deepseanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/5952669731_f3957da591_z-600x450.jpg)
THEN THERE ARE THE MOLTS OF WRATH.
![https://flic.kr/p/79CFmd](https://www.deepseanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/4035828976_7a85ae061e_z.jpg)
AND OTHERS JUST EMBRACE THE MOLT. #TTT [THUNDERDOME THROWBACK THURSDAYS].
Luckily for us humans, we only have to endure teenage awkwardness but once in our lives (but the memories are forever). Penguins on the other hand are DOOMED to repeat this atrocity each and every year. The process usually takes about 2 weeks and during this time the penguins are fasting, forced to stay on land and unable to feed because during the molt they are no longer waterproof. But don’t worry too much, penguins gorge themselves beforehand and they have plenty of fat to live off of during molting (no penguin sweaters needed). So in honor of this intense physical and mental penguin process, I unofficially dedicate this World Penguin day to the molters, because everyone deserves to grow out of their awkward phase.