Cousteau Cocktails

You might remember Douglas Long’s Dr. Douglas J. LongSenior Curator of Natural Sciences at the Oakland Museum of California prior guest posts at DSN.  He also runs the  Lobos Marinos – International Marine Science (& Cocktails) on Facebook.  Below is a repost from Lobos Marinos from Douglas.


jacques-cousteauIt goes without saying that many generations of Marine Biologists owe a bit of their inspiration and success to Big J. Either from his work developing early SCUBA technologies to his documentaries and television shows that brought the wonder of the ocean world in full color into our living room television sets. But Jacques was French, of course, so he had the drive to drink in the name of Science. In one episode, his crew found a case of bottled British ale in a sunken wreck, dating somewhere around the late 1700′s, that they drank with gusto. Beating that, his crew also found a cache of ancient Greek wine amphorae in another shipwreck dating to 230 BC, of which one was decanted and eagerly (and comically) consumed on deck, and deemed ‘not great, but drinkable’ (also one of the most common phrases I utter). In honor of his contributions to science, exploration and education, below are three actual Cousteau-themed Cocktails you can enjoy as you tip your red cap to him:

THE JACQUES COUSTEAU
1 1/2 oz. Apple Brandy or Applejack
1 oz. Grand Marnier
1/2 oz. Fresh Lemon Juice
Splash of Grenadine
Champagne or Sparkling Wine
1 Lemon Twist for Garnish
Pour everything, except the champagne into a shaker with ice. Shake well, then strain into a champagne flute or cocktail glass. Add about 1 1/2 oz. Champagne to top off. Take a twist of lemon and proceed to squeeze and twist above the cocktail. Rub the rim of the glass with it, then drop it in.

At the age of seven, I was lucky enough to visit the Oceanographic Museum in Monaco, where Jacques was the museum’s director for nearly thirty years. The main exhibition hall was a large Victorian-style cabinet of curiosities that included numerous whale skeletons, groupings of seashells, and sea creatures preserved in jars of ethyl alcohol and formaldehyde. But for some reason, the jar with the enormous all-seeing eyeball of the giant squid Architeuthis is what I remember most. I returned to France many years later as a post-graduate working at a paleontological site near the Mediterranean, where part of our meager pay was in a daily ration of two five-liter jugs of bad wine. But on especially hot days, we were treated to a thirst-quenching drink called The Monaco. But to order one in France would get you snickers as it is considered a kid’s drink. So upon my first visit to Monaco as a seven year-old, I could have legally ordered this cocktail:

THE MONACO
2/3 lager or light ale
1/3 fresh lemonade or lemon soda
1 oz. Grenadine
2 oz. Brandy (optional for adult-strength version)
Blend the ingredients into a chalice or other large beer glass, and can be served over ice if you prefer (not recommended). This is basically the French version of a Shandy, but addition of the Brandy can up the octane of the drink, and some recipes even call for Vodka in place of the Brandy. Addition of the Grenadine should make the drink the same color of the red toque atop Jacque Cousteau’s head.

In a secret pact, Irish millionaire and brewer Thomas Guinness bought an old British Navy WW II minesweeper that would be christened The Calypso. She would become Jacque’s portal to the world, a base of operations, a cinematic soundstage, and no doubt, the scene for many drunken nights with his dedicated but sometimes unruly team. Though she is now semi-permanently in dry dock, there are plans to have her restored and re-christened for a new era of high-seas adventure. Until then, cherish bold life with these two drinks:

THE CALYPSO
2 oz. Anejo Rum (Brugal, Diplomatico, Abuelo, etc.)
2 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 oz. lemon juice
1 dash simple syrup
1 dash Angostura bitters
Shake with crushed ice. Strain into glass

CALYPSO ICED COFFEE COCKTAIL
1 Cup Coffee (cold)
1 oz. White Rum
1 oz. Coffee Liqueur (Tia Maria, but Kahlua works in a pinch)
2 oz. Whipping Cream
Fill a coffee cup ½ with ice, add Rum and Coffee Liqueur, add Cold Coffee; Whipping Cream can be stirred into the coffee, or applied as a whipped topping.

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Craig McClain is the Assistant Director of Science for the National Evolutionary Synthesis Center, created to facilitate research to address fundamental questions in evolutionary science. He has conducted deep-sea research for 11 years and published over 40 papers in the area. He has participated in dozens of expeditions taking him to the Antarctic and the most remote regions of the Pacific and Atlantic. Craig’s research focuses mainly on marine systems and particularly the biology of body size, biodiversity, and energy flow. He focuses often on deep-sea systems as a natural test of the consequences of energy limitation on biological systems. He is the author and chief editor of Deep-Sea News, a popular deep-sea themed blog, rated the number one ocean blog on the web and winner of numerous awards. Craig’s popular writing has been featured in Cosmos, Science Illustrated, American Scientist, Wired, Mental Floss, and the Open Lab: The Best Science Writing on the Web.





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