Deep sea mineral LOWERS high blood pressure

…so the spam email I just received states.  I just love getting spam emails.  I particularly love getting emails about healthcare products.  I seem to be getting a lot of them recently.  Thankfully the spam lords are looking over my poor health.  I didn’t even know I was ill.  But the spam lords say “YES YOU ARE” and “WE CAN HELP YOU WITH OUR PRODUCTS!”

So what will help my ailment?

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WAIT OMG THERE IS A DEEP-SEA MINERAL THAT NATURALLY LOWERS MY BLOOD PRESSURE?  Well so far it’s counterproductive because my blood pressure is raising because of how fabulous this news is!

My favorite part is where these ad says I should prevent overmedicating by taking this pill.  Irony is delicious and also lowers my blood pressure as well.

Ok so what is “this” special deep-sea nutrient? It doesn’t matter because uncited Johns Hopkins Research saying that missing “this” will lead to 80% greater chance of narrowing arteries.  As a side note, why is it always Johns Hopkins?  Those poor bastards must be working 25/7/365 to conduct all these studies! Can I get some of that sweet research money?

Well maybe I’ll find out later what “this” is.  I’m can read that Big-Pharma is wasting my time and money.  F’ you Big Pharma! I spending my time and money taking a different pill from Marine Essentials.  Wait, are they a local artisanal Pharma? That’s important to me.

So I’m done reading the advertisement and I still don’t know what “this” is.  I headed over to the Marine Essential website and I found nothing telling me what is actually in Marine-D3 and no links to studies backing up any of their amazing claims.

<sarcasm>This is me being really shocked about not finding any real information </sarcasm>

What is weird is that their staff is all sales and IT people. “I oversee the online sales and marketing process for Marine Essentials to bring you the best buying experience possible.” “I help Marine Essentials compile, organize, and analyze online sale information in order to ensure the company is performing efficiently.” Where are the scientists stating”I have Ph.D. in Chemistry and I ensure that the products we sell are safe and actually benefit your health.” or  “I am the compliance officer and I make sure our products follow FDA approval and work with our scientific advisory board to oversee are products are safe and benefit your health.”?

Maybe I should stop being so skeptical and listen to Charlie

Charlie Dombek, a CPA from Maryland said:
“I love playing basketball and competing against the younger guys! But this past year, I’ve had more injuries than ever. After taking Marine-D3 for 3 weeks, I feel like a new man.

My favorite part is that it gave me immediate ways to reduce the pain in my joints!”

Charlie you won me over!

*Note: Results not typical.

Dammit!

Well if it’s just a few bucks maybe I could just try it.  WTF?!  $67 per bottle for an undisclosed number of pills?!

I jest but these kind of emails and offers are dangerous–preying upon the most uninformed members of our society.  I often wonder why these companies keep sending out spam.  Does anybody actually read and order this stuff?  My answers comes in the form of another spam email.  Companies wouldn’t spam us if some small percentage didn’t actually pay off for them.  Perhaps though I can fight this by pointing out how ridiculous it really all is.  When you Google Marine Essentials maybe this post will be there haunting the company. I am not a medical doctor but I feel confident in saying that you shouldn’t put something in your body if you don’t know what it is.

5 Replies to “Deep sea mineral LOWERS high blood pressure”

  1. My favorite part is that it gave me immediate ways to reduce the pain in my joints!

    I can’t help thinking that slightly rearranging that sentence would improve it greatly and also explain things…

    My favorite part is that it gave me a joint as an immediate ways to reduce the pain!

  2. You’ve moved your blog into the border marches between spam and and science. Be careful that you don’t lose your boots in the bog. Maybe you have already. By writing about this rubbish you become an agent of its proliferation. Cue amzing grace and pods being craned on to the ship.

  3. ConsumerLab.com Answers

    Question:
    What Is Marine-D3 and does it live up to anti-aging claims?

    Answer:
    Marine-D3 is a supplement sold online by Marine Essentials which claims the product is effective at slowing down or reversing the main causes of aging and disease and will, among other things, reduce fat and increase energy. Unfortunately, no clinical studies have been published to back up these claims specifically for the Marine-D3 formula.

    On the Marine-D3 website we were not able to find a list of the product’s ingredients (i.e., its “Supplement Facts”), but a sales representative informed us through online chat that each capsule contains 1,000 IU of vitamin D3, 300 mg of EPA and DHA from calamari oil (Calamarine®), and 40 mg of an extract from brown seaweed (Seanol-P®). Two capsules daily are suggested. Each capsule costs 83 cents ($1.67 daily) based on purchasing four 60-capsule bottles at the “Private VIP” price of $199.80.

    ConsumerLab.com has not tested this product to determine the amounts and quality of the claimed ingredients. Assuming it delivers what it claims, however, a daily dose of two capsules would provide a substantial 2,000 IU dose of vitamin D3 which could be appropriate for someone moderately deficient in vitamin D and could, for such a person, have a variety of benefits (See Vitamin D Product Review for more about vitamin D). Of course, if you are not deficient in vitamin D, this ingredient may be of no value. It is also important to note that this dose of vitamin D is much higher than the recommended daily intake for adults of 400 IU. Too much vitamin D (over 4,000 IU per day) may have negative effects.

    The amount of EPA and DHA from calamari oil claimed in two capsules of Marine-D3 is also substantial — 600 mg. If you are not already eating fish twice a week, there are a range of potential benefits from these omega-3 oils (see Fish Oil and Omega-3 Product Review for more information).

    The third ingredient in Marine-D3 is an extract of brown seaweed (an algae known as Ecklonia cava) called Seanol®-P. Many of Marine-D3’s medical claims appear to relate to this ingredient. The extract has anti-oxidant effects and, according to its manufacturer, BotaMedi, has been authorized by the FDA for use as a dietary ingredient. A recent 12-week double-blind, randomized clinical trial of 97 overweight men and women in Korea showed that a daily dose 144 mg of this extract experienced significant improvements in body weight, BMI, body fat ratio, and waist circumference, compared to those who received placebo — although this comparative benefit was not found for those receiving a lower dose of 72 mg. However, both low- and high-dose groups showed significant reductions in total cholesterol and LDL cholesterol and increases in HDL (“good”) cholesterol compared to people receiving placebo, with total cholesterol falling by 14.6 and 18.8 mg/dL in the low- and high-dose groups, respectively (Shin, Phytother Res 2012). The daily dose of Seanol-P in Marine-D3 (80 mg) is similar to the lower dose used in this study, suggesting that Marine-D3 may not reduce body fat but may improve cholesterol levels.

    As for Marine-D’s claim that it increases energy, one randomized, placebo-controlled study found that young men drinking a Ecklonia cava preparation before high intensity exercise had an increased time-to-exhaustion — an extra 2 minutes (Oh, Int J Sport Nutr Exerc Metab 2010). This may suggest a benefit for exercise endurance but more studies are needed.

    From a cost perspective, you can get the vitamin D3 and omega-3 fatty acids in Marine-D3 from individual supplements at much less cost than the $1.67 per day for Marine-D3. Choosing the best priced, quality-Approved supplements tested by ConsumerLab.com, you can get 2,000 IU of vitamin D3 for as little as 1 cent from liquid drops or (4 cents from a capsule or softgel), and you can get 600 mg of EPA and DHA from calamari oil for 30 cents (or from fish oil for just 6 cents). The bulk of what you are paying for in Marine-D3 is Seanol-P. Seanol is available in several other marketed supplements, although these products use what is called Seanol-F, which is apparently a less concentrated ingredient than Seanol-P. The Seanol-F products are generally targeted at the treatment of fibromyalgia. Nutricology Fibroboost® for example, provides 1,200 mg of Seanol-F per capsule, with each capsule costing around 50 cents.

    In short, Marine-D3 appears to be a clinically untested formulation and there is no evidence that it is effective as an “anti-aging” product. Its individual ingredients may offer selected benefits to specific individuals but buying this product means paying a large premium to get vitamin D, omega-3 fatty acids, and relatively new ingredient for which there is only preliminary and limited evidence of potential benefit.

  4. WOW! A deep sea secret scientifically proven to fight the REAL cause of high blood pressure?

    Contains seanol-f?

    Contains calamarine?

    REGULAR PRICE: $140.00 PER BOTTLE!
    WOW — must be GOOD: it’s EXPENSIVE!

    SPECIAL “VIP” GROUP PAYS ONLY $67.00!
    If you watched their “informational” video, you’re a “VIP”!

    FOUR BOTTLES AT ONLY $49.95 PER BOTTLE!
    — if you purchase multiple bottles

    “Travelling Medicine Shows” don’t need to travel today — they can cheaply sell their clinically untested “medicines” from the Internet WORLDWIDE!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicine_show

  5. hi, isn’t that taking too much of vit d has a side effect on your body cause vit d in marined is about 2000iu and daily requrement of vit d is 400iu

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