Who do I pick to ride in my sub? Ice-Cube or T-Pain

When I’m chillin’ in my underwater low low, I want to attract attention.  I can’t be doing that in some rusted out old tin can.  Sequester and budget cuts be damned!  Nope I going for the cheery red C-Explorer 5.  Me and 4 of my posse (Alex, Holly, Kim and of course T-Pain, sorry Al and Rick not enough room for more dudes) can roll right.   With a 300 meter depth rating, standard air conditioning, and 43.2 kWH Li-ion battery as standard, I’m set for 16 hours of straight bottom time.  The full 360-degree acrylic pressure hull allows us to see who may be riding up on us trying to catch us ridin dirty.  At a super fast 3 knots they better not even try.  Want to see more specs? You know you do. No word about hydraulic, drop top options, or how I could afford it.Screen Shot 2013-04-16 at 5.01.55 PM

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Dr. M (1628 Posts)

Craig McClain is the Assistant Director of Science for the National Evolutionary Synthesis Center, created to facilitate research to address fundamental questions in evolutionary science. He has conducted deep-sea research for 11 years and published over 40 papers in the area. He has participated in dozens of expeditions taking him to the Antarctic and the most remote regions of the Pacific and Atlantic. Craig’s research focuses mainly on marine systems and particularly the biology of body size, biodiversity, and energy flow. He focuses often on deep-sea systems as a natural test of the consequences of energy limitation on biological systems. He is the author and chief editor of Deep-Sea News, a popular deep-sea themed blog, rated the number one ocean blog on the web and winner of numerous awards. Craig’s popular writing has been featured in Cosmos, Science Illustrated, American Scientist, Wired, Mental Floss, and the Open Lab: The Best Science Writing on the Web.





3 comments on “Who do I pick to ride in my sub? Ice-Cube or T-Pain
  1. Quick…someone call Xzibit. We need him to pimp our ride. I want disco lights….oh and and a slurpy machine.

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