Amazing Fukushima-related spam

Please enjoy this delightful piece of comment spam that we received at here at DSN. I’ve redacted the contact information but left the rest as is. Who wouldn’t trust Savy Pappy with a Fukushima reactor? I’m sending them $100,000 right now!

American People, Global Community,
Ladies and Gentlemen

We are the Freedom consultants firm. [address]. We are
the firm that solves major strategic or scientific problems. Our Top scientist has been using science to save people for over 40 years. Also providing the strategy’s necessary for everything from business, military to elections of major offices in the United States of America… [number] text us $100,000 retainer renewable.
https://www.deepseanews.com/2011/12/japanese-tsunami-debris-link-roundup/
To all USA firms, hire us we are perfect to do the job. It takes $25,000 per day to hire our firm of 5 Top professionals the minimum residual is $125,000 renewable weekly. We can direct a stop of radioactive material from reaching the USA west coast as we know the science. Deadly Debree in sept 2013 through 2014 with co operation from the Government, and your financial backing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_meltdown
http://coto2.wordpress.com/2011/03/16/us-radiation-monitoring-map-in-real-time/
Freedom Consultant firm, [address] .

Rural office ,mother Earth farm site for sale. Just $125k

http://marshall.craigslist.  text [number]
Retainer $100,000  send a contract and check
We need to do a closure on one of fukashemias’ leaking plutonium reactor. 100 million retainer one time  price for sealing the leaking now metal  melting down vessel. Offer expires July 4 2012
savypappy101@domain name

[number] text us.

 

8 Replies to “Amazing Fukushima-related spam”

  1. If You had The Technology, and Do not use it to Save the freaking planet, what you have is a heart of satan and the thought pattern of a moral-less Sloth. Any way have a grand last life not burning up. Goodby !

  2. “We need to do a closure on one of fukashemias”

    Fukashemia sounds like a deadly disease

  3. “We need to do a closure on one of fukashemias’ leaking plutonium reactor.”

    I’ll bet they need better focus on the thoracic polychromatics, too. (Old Star Trek reference.) /sarc

    Of course the Fukushima reactors use uranium, not plutonium — like all boiling water reactors.

    But seriously, what can you expect from someone using the nym “Savy [not Savvy] Pappy”, who says his firm is “providing the strategy’s (sic) necessary for everything from business, military to elections of major offices in the United States of America.”

    Spam: excelling in ungrammatical cluelessness since the Internet was born.

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