The Original “On a Boat” Song

Craig is the hipster around here, always keeping up on the latest trends and knows exactly what the kids are doing these days. Me, I more of a laid back folkie. Give me a can of Dale’s Pale Ale, an acoustic guitar and a summer night sky filled with fireflies. Now I know all the kids around here have been uppity about this neat “I’m on a Boat” tune, but its nothing new. You can’t pull a fast one me, no sir. I’ve seen this same ole song before. This is the original “on a boat” song in my mind and will always be. So you can have mermaid blow-up dolls and your afghans, they ain’t got no ponies or slide guitar. I’d like to see guy sail across the English Channel to this tune.