October 14th, 2008 
Being on the high seas as either a pirate or the slightly less glamorous oceanographer, often results in missing limb and body part. For example, Kevin lost his pelvic girdle in a tragic box coring incident. Unfortunately, there appears to be no compensation for a lost pelvic girdle. If Kevin had lost his right arm, then he would be 300 gold pieces richer. 826 Valencia has handy posters offering advice on a variety of pirate issues.(via Neatorama)
-CRM
Kevin – this is terrible!! Will you ever play the bagpipes again?
Thanks for this surprising but valuable piece of ephemera. I will forward it over to my future son-in-law who hopes to be a pirate someday.