LOLRhizocephalans: Plotting to Take Over the World

Rhizocephalan overlord,Peltogaster paguri (tubular thing sticking up on the right), infecting hermit crab. Photo courtesy of Jens Hoeg, used with permission.
Rhizocephala are curious creatures. They are actually in the Cirripedia, the group containing your friendly neighborhood penis-waving barnacle. They look nothing like a barnacle (in case you hadn’t noticed). We know they are a barnacle because they share the same larval stages and characteristics only found in the barnacles: cyprid larvae. Below the fold are some pictures of a deep sea rhizocephalan from my own research.
This poor anomuran crab, Paralomis hirtella, has the misfortune of getting her entire reproductive system hijacked by some little punk rhizocephalan. Jens Hoeg, an eminent rhizocephalan biologist, was gracious enough to identify this little parasite as Briarosaccus callosus. To our knowledge it is the first record of a rhizocephalan near a hydrothermal vent. Folks, you saw it first here at Deep Sea News.
The pink sack is the brood chamber (called an externa), where all the little eggs are being produced and plot to take over the world. Only females make the externa. Rhizocephala means “root head”. You can see the “roots” just underneath the externa where I broke off the tail of the crab (accidentally, I swear!). The roots penetrate throughout the host and tap into its body to get the energy it needs to reproduce. Since the rhizocephalan hijacks the reproductive system of its host, the crab is tricked into caring for the externa as if it were its own brood. This is even the case in male crabs. Since crabs moult after they release their eggs, they are also tricked into not moulting. Ever Again. If they did moult then they might shed off part of the rhizocephalan. The crab also never reproduces. Ever Again.
This side view of the externa shows the pore where the eggs are released.
For illustrations purposes only. Imagine you have a rugby ball filled with eggs attached to the interior of your vagina or penis all the time. You can’t have sex ever again, because your reproductive system has been hijacked and you have to walk around with this weird enormous growth everywhere you go. That is a rhizocephalan.
Date Posted: February 21, 2008 at 8:37 PM








February 22, 2008 at 12:30 AMRick MacPherson
okay… all together now, “ewwww!”
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February 22, 2008 at 1:05 AMChristopher Taylor
Mind you, between rhizocephalans, acrothoracicans and ascothoracidans, most of the thecostracan groups are parasites. It’s barnacles that are the wierd ones.
Your next task is to find a mature facetotectan. And show that it’s a mature facetotectan.
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February 22, 2008 at 4:20 PMjebyrnes
If you don’t mind, I’d like to post that to lolscience.
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February 22, 2008 at 7:23 PMkevin z
loljarrett sounds great!
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February 23, 2008 at 7:50 PMjebyrnes
Done. I also posted it to lolinverts, which you clearly need to post to!
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June 30, 2008 at 7:23 PMmicaela
some of that stuff is nasty but cool
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September 1, 2008 at 6:55 PMbob
cooollll but grosssss
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