Invertebrate vs. Photosynthesis should be S3 highlight
[The Theme from Chariots of Fire playing]
Craig: From 64 to 32 and now to the Sweet 16. In today’s post, we follow the journeys of two strong teams, Invertebrates and Photosynthesis as they navigated the ranks of the Octopus Bracket to face off in the 3rd round of the Spring Science Showdown (S3). We turn to Peter Etnoyer, our man in the field, to discuss the rise of Team Photosynthesis.
Peter: Indeed tree huggers everywhere were angered when photosynthesis was the only team from Division Plantae 1A to be selected for the tournament.
Craig: As I understand it, Photosynthesis has failed to floor a team in some games.
Peter: That’s right. Early this season they forfeited games in Methane Seep Arena and merely three games later at Hydrothermal Coliseum. The second forfeit occurred under unusual circumstances when only one team member arrived on the court. Yet these pretournament hardships have not hindered this underdog of epic proportions against teams in S3. Photosynthesis massacred Respiration (137-56) in a game that ultimately changed the court to an open-air arena minutes before the game. The original stadium was inadvertently filled up by equipment from the neighboring Genomics vs Proteomics match-up. This unexpected change led to victory for Photosynthesis who was able to harness the Sun’s (the star not the sports team) power.
Craig: Amazing…
Peter: Not amazing just chemistry and physics. In the next round, Photosynthesis squeaked by favorite Genomics (59-58) by displaying a remarkable strategy by loading their starters with eukaryotes to protect their chemical reactions in intracellular organelles.
Craig: It seems that Photosynthesis is quick to evolve to a changing game?
Peter: Indeed. An effort by Genomics to sequence the entire genome of all Photosynthesis players ultimately did not reveal the Photosynthesis offense. Further sequencing efforts failed to match the diversity of players seen within Team Photosynthesis.
Craig: Do you think the diversity of Photosynthesis’ players is enough to take on the Invertebrates?
Peter: As you mention Team Photosynthesis as a deep roster with over 650,000 players among the plants and algae. They are going to have to reach in to the reserves and pull out some players from cyanobacteria if they are going to match 1.5 million players Team Invertebrate will bring to the match.



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